IF A RIVER COST ONLY ONE YUAN

If a river cost only one yuan,

if a river was cheaper than one piece of cabbage,

think about it, that would be exciting.

Think a little more, maybe no, thank you.

Because if there could be such a deal, it would have to mean one of these things:

The river can't carry any more water,

I am the only person on earth,

I rule the world,

I am God.