IF A RIVER COST ONLY ONE YUAN维马丁 译

如果一条河只卖1块钱周焱


If a river cost only one yuan,
如果一条河只卖1块钱
if a river was cheaper than one piece of cabbage,
如果一条河,比一颗白菜还便宜
think about it, that would be exciting.
想想,就觉得兴奋

Think a little more, maybe no, thank you.
再多想一会会儿,觉得还是算了
Because if there could be such a deal, it would have to mean one of these things:
因为这买卖要发生,只有以下几种可能:
The river can't carry any more water,
河流,不再搬运水
I am the only person on earth,
世界只剩我一人
I rule the world,
我是地球的主宰
I am God.
我是神


2020.4.11
2020.4.11
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