If a river cost only one yuan,

如果一条河只卖1块钱

if a river was cheaper than one piece of cabbage,

如果一条河，比一颗白菜还便宜

think about it, that would be exciting.

想想，就觉得兴奋

Think a little more, maybe no, thank you.

再多想一会会儿，觉得还是算了

Because if there could be such a deal, it would have to mean one of these things:

因为这买卖要发生，只有以下几种可能：

The river can't carry any more water,

河流，不再搬运水

I am the only person on earth,

世界只剩我一人

I rule the world,

我是地球的主宰

I am God.

我是神