Byl jednou jeden břídil,

There once was a right proper wally,

který všechno sám řídil.

who ran things by himself too-know-ally.

No a jak léta plynula,

But later he got a bit humbler,

přidal se truhlík, bambula.

hired a dullard, a dolt, and a bumbler.

Budižkničemu s mamlasem,

A goofy goon, klutz, putz and doozy,

nekňuba, trouba s ťulpasem,

a plonker, berk, schmuck and a floozy,

ba i ten ňouma s popletou.

then a dork, and a wazzock, a nitwit.

A to je tečka za větou.

His fans loved the spin till the shit hit.