WALLY

There once was a right proper wally,

who ran things by himself too-know-ally.

But later he got a bit humbler,

hired a dullard, a dolt, and a bumbler.

A goofy goon, klutz, putz and doozy,

a plonker, berk, schmuck and a floozy,

then a dork, and a wazzock, a nitwit.

His fans loved the spin till the shit hit.