The Wolf’s Postcript to ‘Little Red Riding Hood’

First, grant me my sense of history:

I did it for posterity,

for kindergarten teachers

and a clear moral:

Little girls shouldn’t wander off

in search of strange flowers,

and they mustn’t speak to strangers.

And then grant me my generous sense of plot:

Couldn’t I have gobbled her up

right there in the jungle?

Why did I ask her where her grandma lived?

As if I, a forest-dweller,

didn’t know of the cottage

under the three oak trees

and the old woman lived there

all alone?

As if I couldn’t have swallowed her years before?

And you may call me the Big Bad Wolf,

now my only reputation.

But I was no child-molester

though you’ll agree she was pretty.

And the huntsman:

Was I sleeping while he snipped

my thick black fur

and filled me with garbage and stones?

I ran with that weight and fell down,

simply so children could laugh

at the noise of the stones

cutting through my belly,

at the garbage spilling out

with a perfect sense of timing,

just when the tale

should have come to an end.