Homework ! Oh, Homework !

Homework ! Oh, homework !

I hate you, you stink!

I wish I could wash you

away in the sink,

if only a bomb

would explode you to bits.

Homework ! Oh, homework !

You're giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths

with a man eating shark,

or a wrestle a lion

alone in the dark,

eat spinach and liver,

pet ten porcupines,

than tackle the homework

my teacher assigns.

Homework ! Oh, homework !

You're last on my list,

I simply can't see

why you even exist,

if you disappeared

it would tickle me pink.

Homework ! Oh, homework !

I hate you, you stink!