Johnson broke my ruler, sir

Johnson broke my ruler, sir

he did sir, honest;

Johnson broke my ruler, sir

Please sir, that's not fair!

Johnson did it twice, sir

He did sir, honest;

Johnson did it twice, sir

Please sir, that's not fair!

Can't you make him stop it, sir?

Please sir, please?

Can't you make him stop it, sir?

I didn't do a thing!

Why's it me that's punished, sir?

Why, sir, why?

Why's it me that's punished, sir?

I only got him back.

Please don't tell my dad, sir;

Please don't, please;

Please don't tell my dad, sir;

I won't do that again.

Johnson had it coming, sir;

Please sir, he did.

Johnson had it coming, sir;

(Stupid little kid).