Falling off a triangle.

失手摔下三角形。

Putting two fighting fish in one bowl.

把两条斗鱼让在一个小鱼缸里。

Talking yourself into a headcold.

自言自语说到鼻伤风。

Falling off a rectangle.

失手摔下长方形。

Putting insects in ice cubes.

把昆虫放进冰块。

Talking yourself out of doorways.

自言自语着走出门廊。

Falling off a parallelogram.

失手摔下平行四边形。

Talking into a microphone.

对着麦克风说话。

Falling off a footstool.

失手摔下小板凳。

Putting earplugs in acorns.

把耳塞塞进橡子里。

Looking into a teacup for trouble.

看进一个茶杯里想找麻烦。

Talking yourself out of breathing.

自言自语早餐都不吃了。

Taking a nap on a drum set.

在架子鼓上睡一小觉。

Eating a peach with an air filter.

和一台空气滤清器一起吃一个桃子。

Wearing a dress made of hand grenades.

穿一身手榴弹做成的衣服。

Talking a mudslide back up a mountain.

把泥石流说得退回山上。

Lighting a camp fire in a taxi stand.

在计程车站点燃篝火。

Launching a boat on a horse trail.

在乡间马道上下水一条船。

Hiking in an elevator.

在电梯间里远足。

Falling into an envelope.

摔进一个信封。

Discussing smuggling with customs officers.

和海关官员讨论走私。

Taking a cat to a dog show.

带着一只猫去狗展。

Falling in love with a toothache,

和牙痛摔进爱河。

Questioning your thumbprint.

怀疑你的指纹。

Looking for milk in a gas tank.

在油箱里找牛奶。

Kissing hydraulic acid.

亲吻液压酸液。

Blindfolding a parking meter.

蒙住一只停车收费器的眼睛。

Falling over a water tower.

被一个水塔拌倒。

Reasoning with a baby.

和一个婴儿讲理。