Humanity i love you

人类我爱你

because you would rather black the boots of

因为你情愿给成功擦皮靴

success than enquire whose soul dangles from his

不问他的表带上晃荡的

watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

是谁的灵魂那会使双方

parties and because you

难堪而且因为你

unflinchingly applaud all

在老霍华德 2 听到每支

songs containing the words country home and

歌曲都坚定地鼓掌只要

mother when sung at the old howard

里头有祖国母亲这类词儿

Humanity i love you because

人类我爱你因为你

when you're hard up you pawn your

日子不好过时把理智

intelligence to buy a drink and when

押进当铺买酒喝而

you're flush pride keeps

脸色绯红时自尊心又

you from the pawn shop and

让你不敢靠近当铺而且

because you are continually committing

因为你老是不断地闹出

nuisances but more

乱子但大部分

especially in your own house

还是在你自己家里

Humanity i love you because you

人类我爱你因为你

are perpetually putting the secret of

不断地把生命的秘密

life in your pants and forgetting

放进裤衩又老是忘记

it's there and sitting down

一屁股坐

on it

到上面

and because you are

而且因为你

forever making poems in the lap

永远在死的股掌之中

of death Humanity

吟诗作赋人类

i hate you

我恨你