Go to Tibet

去西藏。

Ride a camel.

去骑骆驼。

Read the bible.

去读圣经。

Dye your shoes blue.

把鞋子漆上蓝色。

Grow a beard.

留胡子。

Circle the world in a paper canoe.

坐纸船环游世界。

Subscribe to The Saturday Evening Post.

订阅周六晚报。

Chew on the left side of your mouth only.

只用左边牙齿咀嚼。

Marry a woman with one leg and shave with a straight razor.

跟一个独腿并且用剃刀刮毛.的女人结婚。

And carve your name in her arm.

把你的名字刻在她的屁眼。

Brush your teeth with gasoline.

用汽油刷牙。

Sleep all day and climb trees at night.

白天睡觉，晚上爬树。

Be a monk and drink buckshot and beer.

做个和尚，饮铅弹和啤酒。

Hold your head under water and play the violin.

把头伸入水里拉小提琴。

Do a belly dance before pink candles.

在粉色蜡烛前跳支肚皮舞。

Kill your dog.

杀了你的狗。竞选市长。

Run for mayor.

居住在桶里面。

Live in a barrel.

用小斧头砸自己脑袋。

Break your head with a hatchet.

在雨里种郁金香。

Plant tulips in the rain.

但是不要再写诗了

But don’t write poetry.