爱，在午夜时分更为美好，

Love is much better at midnight

当整个世界归于寂静。

when all the world is still.

浪漫更适合在黑白老片，

Romance is better in black and white,

爆米花碎屑沾在我的发梢。

with popcorn bits in my hair.

恋人们总是迷恋危险刺激，

Lovers attracted to danger

当心魂向着死亡狂奔。

are exciting as hearts race toward death.

可我更偏爱平淡无奇的爱——

But I prefer a more boring love

丈夫就睡在椅中，伴我身旁。

with my husband asleep in his chair.